Despite the fact that most of the LGBTfest process was weirding me out, both because of the overmodding and the tenor of the prompts, I ended up reading the prompt list today and signing up for two of them. They're fairly open-ended ones that I think I can put a positive spin on, and maybe bring some happy to the fest o'pain. Unless I get distracted and don't write them at all.
The moral of the story is that when I'm bored at work, I make really random decisions. Solution: to seek out more stuff to do at work, I suspect.